The Joel C. Chronicles

How many times have the infamous “I Love Music” events been the butt of our jokes? Well, the organiser, Joel C., has once again returned to the teen party scene, becoming the protagonist of recent headlines.

Joel Caruana, better known as the paedophile who organised the "I Love Music’ teen parties, is back, and this time, he has taken it upon himself to “supply” Paceville-goers with girls to “fill their weekend”. In typical Joel C. style, he has attempted to promote his party using a poster featuring him backed by various scantily clad young girls, none of whom seem to even be of the legal age to enter the party venue.

Even so, one of the girls featured in the poster has resorted to Facebook to express her dissatisfaction of the poster appearing on various news sites. Using various expletives she explains that although she gave him permission to use her photo, she did not give him permission for the poster to receive so much negative feedback. Joel has responded to this, saying that there was nothing wrong with the poster.

Joel has been back to organising parties in paceville for quite some time now, however, none of his recent events have been as creepily aimed at young girls as his latest event, #GirlsInvasion. Perhaps he wanted to relive his glory days of "I Love Music’ during his suspended sentence, which may I add he is currently serving due to events occurring at his parties. Namely, cupping a 14-year-old’s breast, and then, in a not so well thought out move, uploading a picture of this onto Facebook.

But of course, that isn’t enough for Joel, as two years before that incident, he was charged for having sexual relations with a 13-year-old girl. As you may have realised by now, Joel just loves girls, which he made clear in a Facebook post with the caption “In person, virtual or in my mind…Girls are always present”, with a picture featuring him and another local DJ posing in front of a laptop showing lesbian pornography. To refresh your memory: Joel has also paid 15-year-old girls £10 to dance in lingerie at his past events. If you don’t absolutely despise Joel yet, just wait until you hear what he has to say about another DJ who was caught with 50 ecstasy pills in a club in St.Paul’s Bay:

“Is this the Local DJ that you want your kids to attend the club where he plays? Is it okay for you that this guy will promote weekly events in Paceville after being jailed for two years?”

Just a reminder: this is about a DJ caught in possession of drugs, not himself.

But even after hearing all the disgusting things Joel has done, Commissioner for Children Helen D’Amato has said that there is no law preventing a sexual offender from attending events where he may come into contact with minors.

So what’s left to do? Warn the young women and girls about Joel Caruana.  Let them know that the cool facade he’s trying to put up is only a miserable attempt to look like less of a pedophile, that while he thinks he’s the Hugh Hefner of underage girls, the rest of the island is cringing the second his name is mentioned. If such a speech fails, you could always show off his shirtless selfie he uploaded, those man boobs and beer belly are sure to scare off anyone else.

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Growing up in a trilingual household, she has always liked languages, which lead to an interest in writing vivid stories for her primary school homework. She has held on to them like trophies. Now she writes very sarcastic Facebook statuses.