All females know the struggle of tying to use the bathroom on a night out, but do all girls go to the toilet to genuinely pee? All men wonder why they take ages and why they go in groups in there. Here are the answers you’ve been looking for…
1. "Ejja niehdu selfie’
Please, just move out of the way and let me wash my hands, you have been blocking the sink and mirror for the past 15 minutes.
2. The drunken girl
The one who ’walks’ funnily and is either being friendly to everyone, or else trying to fight everyone who is in her way, whilst making a total fool of herself.
3. The crying girl who tells everyone the story of her life
There always seems to be that girl who bursts into tears whilst surrounded by a bunch of other females (who she probably doesn’t even know) who cope with her whining about how her ex just kissed another girl in front of her. Usually, one would hear the mandatory phrases of comforting the poor girl; “jaq dik x’rala kemm hi mghafga?!”, “vera, int hafna isbah pupa”.
4. Girls who confuse the bathroom for their bedroom
No one is ever sure if this kind of girl brought a man to help her pee and just happpened to block the toilet for half an hour… Perhaps one should bear in mind that a club’s bathroom is not really the most hygienic and romantic place to have sex!
5. Girls who pay a visit to re-do their make-up
Girls understand the importance of having to fix your lipstick, however, no girl needs to block the sink of a club’s bathroom for ages so that she can re-do her make-up almost from scratch. Come on girl, just move it, you will become all sweaty again as soon as you walk out of this bathroom anyway!
6. Girls who become best friends after five minutes, for five minutes
Normally this starts with a compliment; “kemm inti helwa istra”, and ending up with the two sharing fashion tips and their deepest, darkest secrets, hugging and kissing each other goodbye, walking out of the bathroom and never see or hear of each other again.
7. I just need to pee
Finally we can say that there are actually a few girls who just came to pee. In a queue of at least four times longer than the one for the men’s bathroom, she waits patiently until it’s her turn, observes quietly, pees, waits to wash her hands whilst the sink is blocked for so many different reasons, and leaves with no harm done.
